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donna di bastoni
animal, vegetable, mineral, and imponderable
La Donna di Bastone
Mid 40's, red, and mixed up, just like the song says.
I can talk to anybody
I can recognize a tune within the first two seconds of hearing it
I can identify your perfume--or at least tell you what makes it so effective
I can make a mean gourmet meal if I'm left to my own devices to shop, meander around the kitchen, and just cook for hours, with no interruptions
I can tell you what wine to serve with any food, even asparagus, chocolate, and ice cream
I'm skilled at treating chronic diseases, even the deadly ones
My singing in the car and in the privacy of my own home is unparalleled
I can't look good in a photo to save myself--so I never take one
I'm a botanicidal maniac, so I don't garden (but I support those who do)
I have an opinion on everything. And I'm always willing to share it.
Who’s Been To See Me
Incidentally…
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